Warren Sapp is planning to take his fat, loud and retired ass onto the worst named show ever; Dancing with the Stars. Why the worst named? Because the "stars" on the show are mostly has-beens who actually have the time to devote to making themselves into almost respectable dancers. Just look at the last group of stars who were on the show: Shannon Elizabeth, Steve Guttenberg, Priscilla Presley, Adam Carolla, Marlee Matlin , Monica Seles, illusionist Penn Jillette, R&B singer Mario, Jason Taylor, Jaret Winokur (Hairspray), Kristi Yamaguchi, Cristián de la Fuente. Wow! that's quite a list that Sapp is planning to join. Sapp has all the tools to succeed; a loud personality that not everyone has had enough of, athletic ability, and time on his hands.
According to the St. Petersberg Times:
Sapp: "I might do that Dancing With the Stars. "
Sapp: "I might do that Dancing With the Stars. "
SPT: "Really? They've approached you about that?"
Sapp: "Yeah, it's something that sort of came out of nowhere. But I enjoy the idea of training for something else. My whole life has been football. I could hang out in L.A. for a few weeks. My daughter would love it. There's nothing wrong with my smile. I don't think I speak Ebonics. I think I will (do the show)."
Good Luck Warren, you should do fine following the footsteps of Emmitt Smith and Jason Taylor, and honestly, you have twice the personality of Smith, even if it does rub some the wrong way.
http://www.tampabay.com/sports/football/bucs/article643685.ece
http://www.tampabay.com/sports/football/bucs/article643685.ece
3 comments:
LMFAO! now i'm sorry, but that is just WRONG on levels unknown & i lost my Molson on that blog, that picture alone is priceless. i SO glad to see you back!!
i SO glad to see you back!!
DOH i can't spell
I AM SO glad to see you back
logging off now ~ later cowboy, always a pleasure...if i didn't spell it right this time 4get it, not typin it out again LMAO!
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