Monday, October 29, 2007

What else can Belicheat do to make people hate him?


Now that Belicheat is trying to really piss people off, what else could he do to be more hated than he is right now?

1. Tell his defensive linemen to deliver a cheap shot on Manning and get him lost for the season

2. Tell the Boston press that everyone is off limits to the press except Jim Plunkett and Tony Eason

3. Sleep with a Patriots player's wife, he has already done that with a Giants secretary and wrecked her marriage so he has to move up to the players

4. Wear a Scream mask with his hoodie

5. Trade Tom Brady for Chad Pennington to prove just how smart he is

6. Hire Barry Switzer to be his offensive coordinator

7. Hire Joe Buck as defensive coordinator

8. Tell Tony Dungy: "Where's your God now biatch" after rolling the Colts on Sunday

9. Hire Mike Martz to succeed him in New England

10. Just be Belicheat in all good-natured, amicable glory

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Hater. Would you choose Bill or Wade if given the choice?

CowboyJoe said...

Jimmy Johnson