One of the side effects of just plain being fat and not working out is manboobs. Thankfully we are a creative species and have found a way to fix this without having to put in hours at the gym or changing our diet or possibly haveing to save up money for an elective surgery. The answer is steroids and surgery. Where is this happening? It's not in the US or if it is we aren't reporting it, but in the UK.
From the Telegraph(London):
"New figures from the British Association of Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, due to be published on Monday, are reported to show the number of men opting for breast-reduction procedures last year rose by nearly half.
In the space of five years, the figure has increased from 22 operations in 2003 to 224 in 2007.
In the space of five years, the figure has increased from 22 operations in 2003 to 224 in 2007.
Latest estimates from the British Crime Survey suggest that 179,000 people aged 16-59 have used anabolic steroids but Professor Iverson has previously said the figure might be more than 200,000.
Mike Linnell, of the Lifeline drugs charity in Manchester, said that needle-exchange projects are reporting rising numbers of men injecting steroids for cosmetic reasons.
He said: "What we have seen over the last two years is a growth in people who are not drug-users in the traditional sense. They are coming in because they used anabolic steroids because they wanted to look good. It is all about image, about looking good. This is now right across the board."
Mike Linnell, of the Lifeline drugs charity in Manchester, said that needle-exchange projects are reporting rising numbers of men injecting steroids for cosmetic reasons.
He said: "What we have seen over the last two years is a growth in people who are not drug-users in the traditional sense. They are coming in because they used anabolic steroids because they wanted to look good. It is all about image, about looking good. This is now right across the board."
So now steroids are being used just to look physically better and they anabolic steroid use now ranks among the leading drugs treated in substance abuse treatment centers. That means an increase in correcting the gynecomastia caused by the estrogenic effects of the drugs. It also means problems with consequences of the needles used in injectable steroids.
Of if you don't like the surgery solution you can go to one of the many websites like this one to help rid yourself of your manboobs:
3 comments:
OMG eeeeeeewwwww i think i threw up a little LOL!
both pictures are retna burning!
how about ppl just diet? i guess that is not the in thing this week LOL!
How about people just diet?!
We are Americans, if we can't fix ourselves with surgery or medication what's the point?
Diet and exercise? ROTFLMAO
:)
HA!
good point LMAO!
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