Everyone knows that Charles Barkley got arrested for DUI in Scottsdale. Now, thanks to The Smoking Gun and TMZ, the police report is available and everyone can read why Barkley ran the stop sign, for a hummer.
According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."
The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
Police also had a handgun in the car, what a shock.
As a man, I can certainly understand why Barkley was in a hurry, who doesn't like a hummer from a hot woman, or even from a not-so-hot chick. Unfortunately there isn't a picture of the unnamed female passenger. If there was, we could tell if she was truly hot or if Barkley was beer goggling. Either way this isn't going to hurt Barkley's rep, in fact it might enhance it.
6 comments:
LMFAO! i saw it this morning, what a dumbassedness candidate if ever!
BTW LOVE the pic, that's enough to scare the rats away down by the Schuykill River!!
It's true, men can only think with one head at a time.
It's a great mug shot, he looks better than most, like Nick Nolte.
Best thing that happened to Barfley in quite some time.
Remind me to tell you the story of when I met him in his fav BBQ pit in AZ... it was a hoot and he is a ASS
It's a great mug shot, he looks better than most, like Nick Nolte.
whatever trips your trigger Cowboy ;0
Would love to hear about you meeting Sir Charles. It's no surprise that he's both funny as hell and an ass.
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/bestof/2007/award/best-barbecue-restaurant-553957/
This is a link to the place and the BBQ SUCKED BALLS!!!
When (I was a banker then and a mortgage shop is up the street) I came into the place recommened by some Loan Officer (since I was paying they always recommend), I went to sit in the back (normal for my paronoid self) and it was a section taped off with like duct tape nothing fancy. Of course I asked WHY and they said that Barkley was coming to eat this afternoon and then off to the Suns game. I thought No shit, and then that is when everyone told me the story.
About 30 minutes into the meal in walks Barkley. He is one BIG Mofo that is for sure and two guards with, guess who, Stodalmire in tow. I looked up and nodded, he ignored me and the LO's with me. One of the jerk off LO's got up and went to asked for and autograph. This was not that far after the trow the guy out of the bar situation I believe. The guards got up and stopped him, Stodimire laughed and Barkley said What the fuck do you want, Can't I fucking eat my food in peace.
Here is the funny part..
There was not food infront of him!!!
I choked on my pathtic pulled pork and said you could stand to miss a few meal Barkman.
Strodilmire laughed Barfley said HAHA very loud and the owner asked me and the group to leave....
Bad food bad company and of course my bad mouth.
My Barkley moment.
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